You see this guy he was one of those rare ones that actually liked me for me. Even tho i knew i wasn't that typical girl that he tended to be with...but still I guess my ways (prior to the alcohol drinking lol) i caught his attention...somehow. but anywho...we were still strangers to one another. it's basically a looooooong looooong story of how we met but to keep it simple, we met through a mutual acquaintance (for those of you that know well just keep it to yourself lol). at first it was nothing but picture sending the new school way (no not picture mail). but anywho...we had a weird "friendship." its pretty similar to how it is now actually. Talk to each other for a bit. stop cuz we were probably bored of each other. then start up again...then stop...sad that after all these yrs its gone back to square one lol
but see...this guy was different...how you say? well to be honest i dont know but he was different to those fools that i've dated (mind you the one's from JH and HS dont count...2 wks aint no relationship thats an antibiotic cycle lol0 but prior to him i was with this one idiot...smh...i admit...i was very infatuated to the point of going broke (literally) but common sense kicked my butt and so did reality lol...and it could have also been the fact that you cant be with someone you always yell at for no reason...so in the end it was FINITO and FINITO for good! thank goodness! but then came in this bama ova here...smh..i would say perfect timing actually lol *sigh* (this is were the really funny shit happens lol)
well day one...of course as you all may know im quite a drinker (couldnt handle it then, its gotten better now...well i think it has lol0. but yes...one fine evening in NYC with good company we all decide to hit up a fave spot of mine on a typical friday night...y yes...FRIDAYS! oh the days! yes fridays on 7th and 42nd st...how can i forgot...but i can hardly remember (i was drunk that night...of course right?!?!) so yes..as i start using my phone walking to my fave place to quench my thirst i call S dot. in the beginning he didnt wana come out and play but it was only right that he come and see who i really was. After 20-30 mins of peer pressure he finally decides to drive from NJ to NY for drunk lil me (he doesnt know im drunk yet lol). So as the night goes one...my good company and i decide to start drinking out Lynchberg lemonades (with extra cheap vodka...always a must lol) shots of 151 and tada a great combo of getting PLASTERED! Well after the drinks start flowing...i realized i have to hold my composure and yea the ex decided to call and see what i was up to. in the words of a great wise woman i call Mami, "que te importa!" but I to not be rude continue having a conversation and of course it ends up in an argument and i hang up and go back inside to get my drank on! lol and of course i lose track of time and when i look...ring! ring! or vibrate! vibrate! lol i see the name S dot on my nextel (oh yea baby i had a nextel...like a typical spic lol) but yes...we talk and he asks where i be at (not in that way im sure) so i let him know..i step out wiht my girl as she meets her friends...both of us pretty twisted walking like we know where we are going so we blend in! lol alas! i find S dot...(here comes the funny part) i remember what he had on...and he'll find this funny cuz i remember as tho it were yesterday: white polo (huge as hell and he is onl 5'9" lol) baggy ass jeans, and i think he had on a pair of chucks...more than likely back then he had on a pair of chucks. (weird how i can remember something so long ago but yet saturday to be was and is and will remain a complete blur! lol) Anyways...to keep the first encounter short...well as we meet and greet i go to help him find a parking spot. that was probably the WORST idea i have even had in my life...little did i know this man had a damn death trap! (all his cars are death traps lol..but he is a pretty cautious driver...idk) but yes...as he speeds through the city of NY for a damn spot...we finally find one and have to walk our happy asses to Fridays...how long was the walk idk but the walk back to the car was a HIKE! lol ugh...as the night continues..we end up drinking, talking, dancing, talking, drinking, oh and then the first kiss..drunk kiss but it was a good kiss...one of the best i have ever had. but thats too much for you guys to know. we finally have to call it a night and go home aka hotel room my friends and i leave and of course he takes me idk but yes we all en up in our prospective places...except what does my drunk ass do...i have to pee! so of course before getting some shut eye we have to go back to friday where i pee and then end up losing my prized possession my prada glasses (which end up being in his car lol again..i was drunk lol)
oh day 2...the most embarrassing of my moments...and this is how i knew i had a keeper lol So day 2 in NY...i remember or try to recall a wonderful evening with my girl and we just talk about how cute he is (what i remembered) and end up in patterson,Nj. was there for a good minute...then i get a call. and these are the words i get: s dot: you're gonna love me me: i am...y? s dot: i found your glasses me: where? s dot: in between the seat you were sitting me: you right...i am gonna love you cuz i hate being blind lol (well thats it cuz i dont remember the rest lol but what i do remember. he had no choice but to give me my glasses that night cuz walking around blind is no joke...everyone looks blurry lol) so my girl and i, we are bored so she figured i should call S dot to get my glasses an maybe he can get a friend for her so we can all be friends lol So i did plus i really wanted my glasses. So as time goes by...we end up in front of MSG waiting like idiots lol We dont wait that long but we both were anxious cuz i was sober and i finally got to see this blurry man that i kissed...and i was happy that beer goggles kinda didnt mess up the image that bad lol so he was with his boy me n my girl...we decide or idk how this happened but we go to the Bronx, hit up a liquor store and drink. WE did all that went back to our hotel room...we drank our hearts content...well i know i did cuz i sooooo made a complete ass of myself. if ya know how i used to drink (n still do then you know already what happened without me having to give details) all i gotta say is i was super embarrassed but in the end this is how i knew i had a keeper...while i slept like a baby cuz i was super trashed he was sleeping uncomfortably making sure i was breathing lol...bad martha really really bad martha lol
next day probably had to be the most awkward day of my existance but im glad that we were able to make fun of it all...even tho deep down i was like wtf did i just do! lol deep down i thought he wasnt going to talk to me or call anymore but you know what...he so did...and im so happy that way i didnt look like that much of an idiot lol ever since then we were kinda unseparable :)
but now its a complete different story (i'll leave it at that cuz im blogging at work when i should be working lol)...all i gotta say is that i left my heart in NY and everytime i go back...i remember all the good times and keep those memories with me no matter what (this is where all of you would be saying awwwwwww!) see...amor de lejos really isnt for pendejos...its for those that are strong hearted and fight for love no matter what! and i fought my fight now its all up to whatever we "grown ups" decide...enough of this mushy crap i gotta get back to work...
(i know this isnt bryan adams but this joint is likes that too lol)
(this song makes me wana cry every time i hear it lol)
DUECES YA!
Long Distance trooper
ps...i think i will be needing a new name...i guess i will use my real name from now on
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